I must go through around four pairs of shades a summer. They’re usually ‘missing in action’ following a day of beers and bait (carrying on all day, night and probably day again with a bunch of like minded nitwits). It’s for this reason I’ve been reluctant to shell out my hard-earned cash on designer pair. I just can’t look after anything! irrespective of its value. I’m sure I’m not alone when saying I don’t fancy spending my day of fun endlessly fretting about when (not if) my sunglasses are going to be nicked, lost or sat on and all because they cost me a small fortune; that’s a middle class problem right there!
There is another simple reason behind me dodging out of a designer pair … I’m tight.
Now I’m not talking about swanning around sporting a pair of £2 novelty gigs complete with plastic palm tree frames and lenses that would do well to shade your eyes from an energy efficient lightbulb, let alone UV rays. Heart-shaped lenses on the other hand …
Anyway, the novelty junk won’t compliment your raw Japanese denim and slim fitting French polo-shirt, so why not take a look at my pick of SS14 sunshine gigs: there’s some real belters, all for under 50 knicker. Go on … treat yourself and buy a couple of pairs, if you’re anything like me you will need a few substitutes!
1. SPITFIRE ROUND SUNGLASSES