Hello Engineered Garments my old friend, what exquisite pocket-laden treats do you have for me this week?
What? Really? A shirt with a hood that twins as a jacket … sounds magic, but you promised me weeks ago you would refrain from flaunting your unrivalled attention to detail and innovative stitching. Plus, you’re well aware I’ve just shelled out 400 quid on that Homespun Highland Parka and still you insist on littering my inbox with these Autumn/Winter delights.
We’ve discussed at length my obsession for an engineered pocket and how this has led to me becoming increasingly dissatisfied with the common mans run-of-the-mill front pocket. However, over recent weeks I finally felt I was getting back on track (I even bought a shirt with a mere single chest pocket over the weekend) and then you re-appear unannounced and with this 5 pocketed Hooded Long Bush Shirt and I’m right back to square one.
I cannot deny we’ve shared some special times together and I’ll always hold a flame for your corduroy lined cuffs and collars. However, I fear I’m growing somewhat attached and it would be foolish of me to maintain this increasingly unhealthy friendship when your AW14 clobber is so devilishly good,
Yours, with regret