You’re likely to be labelled a nonce for wearing one of these in Newcastle. Probably why I’ve never bought one then. Having said that, I do own a multitude of questionable shirts that just scream nonce. Is there such a thing as standard nonce attire anyway? ”Excuse me, I’m looking for a short sleeved shirt, button down colour, bit noncey looking?” ”Just in the corner by the leather mackintosh and baby grows pal” (sorry, I went too far didn’t I)
All the above is complete bollocks of course. Newcastle is the bohemian epicentre of the north don’t you know and despite taking a shine to this ‘Not Wilson’ Tennis Ball Tin print above, I won’t buy it. Why? Because I purchased something similar last summer and came to realise my pasty complexion doesn’t suit such polychromatic finery. Oh and I’m scared people might think I’m a nonce. Cracking shirts mind!