It’s evolution …
Straight cut, slim fit, tapered, skinny and now yes you heard it here … tights!
Now lets not act like this is a surprise. You know it’s been coming, and I’m not ashamed to use myself as an example;
Once upon a time I wore shorts to go running in, and now I wear leggings that don’t leave a great deal to the imagination. Just so you know I always ensure my t-shirt is pulled down when passing small children, I’m not some kind of sicko who flaunts his Lycra laden crotch in a kids eye-line.
Anyway my point is that 10 years ago I would never have dreamt of pulling on a pair of skin tight running slacks. But the social/cultural wind has changed in recent times and as a result I’ve told myself it’s now acceptable run about jiggling my gonads to all and sundry.
In my defence though, this choice of figure hugging leisure wear is purely in the name of comfort and of course healthy living. But when it comes to us males wearing tights for purely fashion purposes, well that’s a different matter. Take these sheath-like Han Kjobenhavn troosers for example. Can anyone tell me what clothing you could possibly wear to accompany this hosiery, which could prevent you from looking like a prize knacker! Exactly. There’s fuck all. Unless that is you’re the old dude from the Han’s website, but it’s common knowledge he makes owt look good.
Me on the other hand. Well I’m no Danish sliver fox. And as the saying goes. You can’t polish a turd!