With the amount copy devoted to the Bureau on here you could be forgiven for thinking they pay me for wittering on about their wares, or at least send freebies my way from time to time.
You’d be wrong. They don’t. And rightly so, as with Parka’s like this in their arsenal, who needs affiliates.
I mean look at the sheer beauty of the thing. It’s clearly the best Parka ever made. And anyone who want’s to argue otherwise will have the Bureau man to answer too. Who I must say is looking rather trim nowadays. In fact, I saw him when I was in Croatia a couple of months ago, and he’s a lot slighter than he looks in these website shots. As expected, I bottled making an awkward introduction, which was probably for the best as it would have only gone something along the lines of ‘Hello, you’re the Bureau man’ (tumble weed moment while we both contemplate my level of idiocy). It just wasn’t our time though, which was made more apparent by the fact I was kitted out in second-rate holiday garb, whilst he was decorated in some dreamy Engineered Garments shirting. If I ever happen to bump into him again, I’ll be sure to have this TEN C parka in my locker so he knows I’m in the big league.
Now I could run through the many features of this wonderful piece of outerwear, but I cant be bothered, and I’m guessing you’ve probably switched off and scrolled down to the pictures by now, so head over to the Bureau for a more lucid synopsis.