Putting common idiomatic expressions to one side for a moment, here’s something which has undoubtedly been on every mans wish list since the beginning of time. And no it’s not one of those Nigel Cabourn Everest Parka’s comparative in price to an 11 Reg Ford Fiesta. It is of course this indigo dyed cotton Orangutan rucksack from a designer who’s name sounds a bit like Cabourn. Christopher Raeburn.
Admittedly you could probably buy a real chimp for 400 quid, but then you’d be required to feed it, clean it’s shit up, and interact with it and stuff. Instead this is like not really alive and is merely useful for carrying your belongings in it’s zipped under-belly and being dead comfy with it’s fully adjustable shoulder straps.
Although I suppose if you really wanted to you could sit it on the sofa, maybe put a beer one of it’s weird hands and a tab in the other, and tell him all about this monkey you just can’t seem to shake from your back.