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    Turtlenecks from Howlin’ Knitwear

    7th December 2015
    Howlin Turtleneck Knitwear to buy

    Anyone partake in Movember this year? I didn’t. You see removing my facial fur transforms my phiz into what I would imagine Billy Corgan and J K Simmon’s to resemble having been fused together at a molecular-genetic level. Like in ‘The Fly’, but instead of a housefly they were joined in the tele-pod by a fucking moomin. It’s not pretty. Mothers scream, babies wail and grown men have been known to uncontrollably soil themselves on sight of my freshly cleaver’d dish.…

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